Russian Tea Time
The Commissars Meet The Aldermen
Mother Russia inspires great loyalty, even among the
sons and daughters who choose to leave her behind. Such a one is my friend
Vadim, who owns and operates Russian Tea Time at 77 East Adams in downtown
Chicago.
The first thing you will say is that Vadim, being my
friend, is bound to get a good review from me. Maybe so, but that doesn't
even begin to explain the lines out the door every day at lunch or the
band of loyal patrons who have eaten their way through every dish on the
menu. That kind of loyalty only comes when you offer good food, good value
and good service. (Actually, Vadim is mostly busy with his catering
business, Voyazh, so he is only in the restaurant a few
nights a month. Doesn't matter. The place runs like clockwork thanks to
Clara, who is simultaneously greeter, executive chef and Vadim's mother.)
Russian Tea Time is perfectly located for patrons of
the Art Institute of Chicago and the Chicago Symphony Orchestra, both of
which are less than a block away, and for the Shubert Theatre, only about
two blocks away. And, as we've noted, many office workers make it the
place to go when the boss is out of town and a little extra time is
available for lunch.
Even though the restaurant occupies a narrow space,
you never feel cramped. Tables are comfortable and booths are close to
opulent. Of course, maybe it's the wonderful service and the catering to
your needs and whims that adds to the feeling of comfort in the lush,
red-toned room.
The wine list and the selection of liquors are as
broad as you would expect. In the case of wines, even more broad than you
would expect. But this is a Russian place, so I recommend going for the
vodka. You can get an order of iced vodka (I favor the Stoli) served with
pickles and heavenly pumpernickel bread. You'll be tempted to keep these
coming and not order dinner.
On the other hand, just for a change of pace (and I'm not known as a
teetotaler), you could skip the alcohol and just have the eponymous tea.
Brewed in a samovar and poured into classic glass mugs by, seemingly,
every person who walks by your table, this special house blend seems to be
fragrant of currants and of a collection of spices that Vadim will only
smile and hint at. Served with lumps of refined or raw sugar, it will take
you back to the days at the Winter Palace before that unpleasantness in
1917.
Whatever you're sipping, now it's time to ease into reading the menu. Start early, because
it's going to take a while. There is page after page of Russian dishes
that are described as lovingly as they will be prepared and served.
Whether your heart belongs to fish or fowl or meat or dough or vegetables
(or some combination thereof), you will find a section of the menu that
will call out to you.
The Chicken Paprikash (okay; Hungary is not part of
Russia; get over it) is as good as you will find in town and has more
tender boneless meat than I have ever been served in any restaurant in
Chicago.
The Chicken Kiev is delicious and dangerous.
Fountains of butter will gush from it as your knife goes through the
sauteed rolled breast.
The selection of dumplings will gloss over all the
terrible parts of the peasants' lives and give you a hint of some of the
things that made their existences bearable.
If you want a real gorge, you can choose the Czarist
Sausage platter, with three different sausages (including duck), the Mixed
Grill, including duck breast, lamb chop and more sausage, or the
combination plate for two, which contains at least enough good food for
three.
The starches that come with many entrees are not run
of the mill either. Rice and potatoes are only the beginning. you will
also be treated to kasha and to cornmeal. Salads of beets and carrots lurk
nearby to complement and accentuate the flavors in the entrees.
If you can get through all this without bursting a
button, the dessert menu has strudels and bombes and things almost too
sinfully rich to write about, let alone eat.
This is a place that is worth a couple hours of your
time and the full attention of your appetite, so if you're coming before
the symphony or before a play, don't stint yourself on time.
I consider Russian Tea Time, as good as it is on any
day of the year, to be the near-perfect cold weather restaurant. If you
leave here without the caloric fuel to face Chicago's winter, you have
only yourself to blame.