You and your sweetie are a pleasing blend of the two outstanding
examples of your type. So is this cocktail. And, like you, it's slightly
unconventional.
Put the sugar and bitters in a champagne glass.
Twist the orange rind over them to extract the oils and muddle to dissolve
the sugar. Add the champagne slowly. Even more slowly than that, add the
cognac, so that it floats on the surface.
This mixture takes
careful handling if you want to make it work. So do you and your sweetie.
Happy Valentine's Day.